things that don't make sense...


getting mad at clothes for falling off the hanger

wondering if the chain mail I just deleted was the one bonefide message from God

spending 10 years of my life perfecting chicken casserole recipes

going to a restaurant and ordering chicken

buying dark shadow for above my eyes and dark shadow concealer for under my eyes

purchasing a rat for a pet in the house and killing the rat in the garage

acquiring animals that require cleaning up poop and barf when I had Babies

why older women roll their nylons to just below their knees

when I think it is too much trouble to wear nylons. Then my feet sweat. Then I wonder how I can wear them without the hassle of pulling them all the way up.

grocery lists that include dried cranberries and cranberry juice